We're Not Stressed at All!

Short Story:

Ernie had a gig on Saturday night in Dumbo.
He had to be there at 7:30.
We left our house at 7:00 - I was driving him over.
We were one block away from the theater when Ernie said "Holy Shit! I forgot my Bass!"
We Laughed, and Laughed and Laughed...Ernie has never gone to a gig without his instrument.
He called and told them that he was at the venue but had to go home to get his bass
They Laughed, and Laughed and Laughed...
We went home, got the bass and drove back to the theater.
The show started 20 minutes late.
Nobody laughed.