Country vs. City

I know this may cause a lot of controversy among you diehard city-types...but oh well:

Reasons the Country is Better than the City

1. Stars in the sky, not on the street
2. Trees and grass outside the windows instead of garbage cans and cars with loud radios
3. I can go for a walk without leaving my property
4. Don't have to spend 20 minutes each morning brushing up against 35 strangers and 1 or 2 crazy people
5. I can take a deep breath without inhaling car fumes and pollution
6. Silence
7. I can wear colors: bright colors, light colors, red, white, whatever, whenever
8. Don't have to worry about being hit by a cab every time I cross a street or get in my car
9. Don't have to move my car every day
   
10. Don't have to worry about being stabbed, shot, blown-up, mugged, raped, slapped, punched...(insert any violent act) during my regular daily routine
11. Don't have to travel underground